March 24, 2007

Wesleying The Internet

More fun stuff for your face.

  • NYtimes investigates how prefrosh use facebook to make hundreds of "friends" before actually arriving on campus (really?!)
  • Colbert eggs on the Democrats: "Why don't you buckle on your balls like men and impeach the president...The Republicans impeached Bill Clinton. Don't you want to get back at them for that? Won't that feel good?...Go ahead. Impeach him. Impeach him twice."
  • Harry Potter people sign on for the last two films.

Struttin

Andrea Silenzi '07 invites you all to....

Tonight's Struttin'!

Struttin' is WESU's monthly dance party, hosted by DJ Lord Lewis the
Velvet Knight. Come to Vinnie's Jump and Jive for some awesome funk
beats and great dancing. Only $3 to get in and the money goes to WESU
Middletown. Don't want to walk that far? Call the ride: 860.685.3788

Date: Tonight at 9pm
Place: Vinnie's Jump & Jive (424 main street)
Time: She did not say? I assume it's 9-12. They all are.

Prison Industrial Complex Awareness Week

MONDAY, March 26th

Film screening: The Farm
Documentary depicting day to day life in Angola Prison mostly from an inmate's perspective.
Venue: Shanklin 107
Time: 6pm

TUESDAY, March 27th
Hurricane Katrina, “Natural” Disasters, and the Criminalization of Survivors
Discussion with Professor ly.nn owens, dinner provided.
Venue: Woodhead Lounge
Time: 7pm

WEDNESAY, March 28th
Institutionalized Racism in Universities and the Growth of the Prison Industrial Complex
Professor Demetrius Eudell. Co-sponsored by WesPREP and West Indian Student Association (WISA).
Venue: 200 Church
Time: 4:30pm

THURSDAY, March 29th
Film Screening: Cruel and Unusual
Documentary following the lives of four transgender women incarcerated by the U.S. prison system. Co-sponsored by WesPREP, Spectrum, Open House, and Trans/Gender Group.
Venue: PAC 001
Time: 4:30pm
Transgender/Gender variant issues and the PIC
This discussion will address transgender issues and imprisonment, and the connections between radical queer gender politics and abolition. Led by Nat Smith of Critical Resistance and TIP (Transgender/Gender variant in Prison). Dinner will be provided. Co-sponsored by WesPREP, Spectrum, Open House, and Trans/Gender Group.
Venue: 200 Church
Time: 8pm

FRIDAY, March 30th
PIC 101
This workshop will serve as an introduction to the workings of the Prison Industrial Complex, a complicated system situated at the intersection of governmental and private interests that uses prisons as a solution to social, political, and economic problems. We will discuss how the PIC depends upon the oppressive systems of racism, classism, sexism, and homophobia, and how it manifests itself in human rights violations, the death penalty, industry and labor issues, policing, courts, media, community powerlessness, the imprisonment of political prisoners, and the elimination of dissent. Led by Nat Smith of Critical Resistance.
Venue: PAC 001
Time: 12:30pm
Abolition 101
In this workshop, we will discuss the political vision that seeks to eliminate the need for prisons, policing, and surveillance by creating sustainable alternatives to punishment and imprisonment. Led by Nat Smith of Critical Resistance.
Venue: PAC 002
Time: 4pm
Prohibition Party
Starring DJ Nickolai and Friends. 1920s themed all-night dance party. Check your moonshine at the door! Benefit to sponsor Critical Resistance and Wesleyan’s Prisoner Resource and Education Project.
Venue: Eclectic
Time: 10pm
Cost: $3 @ door

West Indian Week 2007

Note: Venues are changing! TBA...

Monday, 3/26

"EVOLUTION AND REVOLUTION" POSTER DISPLAY
Learn about various Faces of Political Change in the Caribbean and celebrate the bicentenary of the Abolition of the Slave Trade Act.
Venue: Sci-Li and Olin
Time: All week long

Tuesday, 3/27
SPRING NYAMMINGS
Food exposé feat. traditional dishes from different Caribbean countries. Music by WeSteel
Venue: Lawn and first floor of 200 Church
Time: 12pm
Cost: $2

Wednesday, 3/28
MOVIE: That which cannot be named because of some stupid university regulation
Riveting documentary following the life of a prominent Haitian radio journalist and freedom fighter who struggled to bring democracy to Haiti in spite of a corrupt and brutal dictatorship. He was assassinated in 2000.
Venue: PAC
Time: 8pm

Thursday, 3/29
GUEST SPEAKER: CHESTER HIGGINS JR.
"Before Genesis: The Journey of African Naturalism": Examining our Sacred Heritage from the Nile to the Americas
Venue: Science Center 150
Time: 4pm

Friday, 3/30
WISA CAFE
Domino Tournament. Spades Tournament. Showing of movies "Shottas" and "Belly"
Venue: MPR
Time: 7 - 11pm

Saturday, 3/31
BAJARI Cultural Show
Caribbean spoken word, dance and music with performances by Kalalu and Caliente. Caribbean culture at its finest!
Venue: World Music Hall
Time: 9pm

BAJARI AFTER PARTY: "Me and My Crew"
The official after-party. Hottest party of the Spring semester featuring the hottest crews at Wesleyan. Music by Seduction Vibez
Venue: X-House
Time: 11:30pm - 3:30am

And then I lit his house on fire

I think this person should just write love letters to the entire campus. A follow up to a word of advice on your thesis-- As always, from the ACB:

Pretty soon the magnolia trees near the CFA and the cherry trees near the campus center will bloom. It will be warmer than sixty degrees, and you'll get to wear shorts. You'll have time to write letters outdoors. You'll get to lounge on the hill. And drink lemonade. Maybe you can make some fresh lemonade! Find a recipe! You'll be done with your thesis. And you'll have time to replace your housemates' food. All of it.

March 23, 2007

Wesleying The Internet

Here is some random crap I found amusing 0n my internet travels this morning:

  • Scientists develop giant pill to stop cows from burping and farting to save the environment.
  • Florida community college chess team pwns Harvard and Yale.
  • Sam Kurtis '10 sends in another Onion article mocking Wesleyan's uber-activist reputation.

March 22, 2007

Like pods, but cleaner

On Saturday, April 21, EON will holding a SWAP-O-RAMA, where people can bring old clothes they don't want anymore and pick up new clothes that other people have dropped off.

More info will come in the future, but in the meantime, raid your closets at home and bring back clothes to donate! And spread the word while you're at it. One man's trash is another man's treasure, blah blah blah, bottom line: Free stuff!

Help needed

I am tired. Ctrl+V to the rescue!

Dear Wesleyan Music Community,

I am looking for a student band to open for a band I am bringing to Wesleyan called Johnny Hi-Fi. The event will be held on Saturday April 28th and will be a part of April Awareness Month. The band's website is www.johnnyhi-fi.com if you are interested in learning more about the kind of music they play. They are a largely Asian American band and have been called an Asian brit pop band. They are unique in that each band member holds a full time job besides being a part of Johnny Hi-Fi. They have toured all over the US and Asia. We would really like the student band to open and play for 15 minutes prior to Johnny Hi-Fi's performance. Please contact me if you are interested.

We also need to borrow instruments because the band members will be flying in from different parts of the country and will not be able to bring instruments. Only the lead singer will bring his guitar. We also need a 4-piece drum set, and a bass guitar. Does anyone know whom we could borrow instruments from?

If you are a student band and you are interested in opening for the band please contact mcherng@gmail.com . If you have information about where I could borrow instruments from at Wesleyan please also contact me. I would appreciate it greatly.

Best,
Melanie Cherng, '08

w00t

Tech geeks (almost wrote techies, heh)-- Woot-off going on today!

OPEN THE GATES

The first RD letters are going out, with the bulk of them still to come on the dreaded April 1st. Damn, I feel old.

Stalk the class of 2011 on their facebook group or on the listserv.

March 21, 2007

Free Iced Coffee Today

Estrella Lopez '07 sends along this first-day-of-spring freebie. Today (March 21), Dunkin' Donuts will be giving away free cups of iced coffee:

For 24 hours on March 21, customers can visit any participating Dunkin' Donuts restaurant in the country and receive a free 16 oz. cup of Dunkin' Donuts' premium iced coffee, which is double-brewed to ensure full flavor with every cup.

Music, always music

A mixtape every semester, from 2001 to 2006. Some really good picks here. I, too, put together a mix-CD at the end of every school year, and there are actually songs that I included in my own mixes. No downloads, though, as far as I can tell, but the streams are lovely.

March 20, 2007

Name the computer store

When you're done naming the new campus center, the about-to-relocate computer store has a name-the-new-store contest going on. Unlike the Argus poll, this one has an award of a $52.95 gift certificate (arbitrary much?) attached to it, as well as having the name you chose forever emblazoned across the entrance or something like that.

The contest ends March 23rd. Unfortunately, there's no online form to submit (For a computer store? Are you kidding me?)...Just some pamphlets available at the current store, which is in the science tower. If you have a good name and you're off campus for spring break, e-mail us and we'll think about submitting it for you. And then take your money. JUST KIDDING. (Or am I?)

Solair College Nudist Day and We're Invited!

Solair Recreation League, New England's first nudist resort, has invited Wesleyan to its New England Inter-Collegiate Nudist Day!

Meet other college nudists. Enjoy a day of nude activities or just chill out on our 400+ acres in nearby bucolic Woodstock, Connecticut.

Special rate: $10/person for all activities, including dinner and dance.

A partial list of the schools invited to attend: UConn, URI, Wesleyan, Brown, Tufts, UMass, Mount Holyoke, Hampshire, Smith, Amherst, Northeastern, Clark, Harvard/Radcliffe, BU, BC, Yale, SCSU, Central, RISD, Trinity, St. Joseph's, Connecticut College, Bennington

Outdoor Activities (weather permitting): Inter-mural Competitions: hiking, tennis, biking, swimming (lake and pool), tug-of-war, Ultimate Frisbee, fishing, volleyball, shuffleboard, boating.

Indoor Activities: Sauna, hot tub, dance lessons, body painting and temporary tattooing, black-light pool, ping pong.

Bring your hiking shoes and flip flops, sunscreen, tennis racket, fishing rod, mountain bike, a towel and a smile!
For more info, check out their not-safe-for-work website.

I expect you all to go and send us pictures of you playing naked tug-of-war.

Date: May 5, 2007
Cost: $10
Place: Woodstock, CT
Come: Nakee!

Upcoming Facebook Changes

Facebook is gearing up for a facelift, and they've created a group called Facebook Sneak Preview with screenshots of things to come. The most dramatic change is the implementation of a Network page, which delivers, among other things, a functional event calendar and easily accessible network trends.

For more, click through to visit the group.

Caffeine Database

Calculate your caffiene intake. We should totally make this a contest during finals week. Though it may kill someone...and, yes, you can check the lethal dose here. For me, that's 53.32 cans of Rockstar and 107.99 cans of Sobe Adrenaline Rush. Thanks, internet!

How College Kids Imagine the United States Government

Courtesy of The New Yorker.

—Did you hear the news, Mr. President? The students at the University of Pittsfield are walking out of their classes, in protest over the war.

—(spits out coffee) Wha— What did you say?

—Apparently, students are standing up in the middle of lectures and walking right out of the building.

—But students love lectures. If they’re willing to give those up, they must really be serious about this peace thing! How did you hear about this protest?

—The White House hears about every protest, no matter how small.

—Oh, right, I remember.

—You haven’t heard the half of it, Mr. President. The leader of the group says that if you don’t stop the war today they’re going to . . . to . . . I’m sorry, I can’t say it out loud. It’s just too terrifying.

—Say it, damn it! I’m the President!

—All right! If you don’t stop the war . . . they’re going to stop going to school for the remainder of the week.

—Send the troops home.

—But, Mr. President! Shouldn’t we talk about this?

Send the troops home.

March 19, 2007

The Wizard of Usdan

The Argus made up a bunch of nicknames for the new campus center. You can vote here if you like any of them. Or you can be cool and stage a protest against forced nicknames.

No Loans At All at Southern LAC

Davidson College, a pretty neat liberal arts school down south, just instituted a policy that offers aid aid packages comparable to the new polices some of the Ivies have been introducing-- eliminating all loans for low-income students and encouraging careers in public service.

[A]n economist of higher education said he saw the logic to the move. Michael McPherson, president of the Spencer Foundation and former president of Macalester College, said that many private colleges these days focus on “how to get more paying applicants,” so it is commendable for a college to be thinking about ways to get more low-income students.

McPherson said there is evidence that a very simple message can have a big impact. In 2004, Harvard University announced that it was eliminating all expected contributions from the families of students with family incomes of up to $40,000 (a level since increased to $60,000 ). When the university adopted its policy, it saw an immediate increase in the proportion of new students from low-income families

Before Harvard had its new policy, it was also giving very generous aid packages to students in this group, probably identically good, McPherson said, but applicants responded to the simplicity of the revised policy. “Anyone could have seen that if you got into Harvard, you would be able to afford it, but it seems true that when they publicly stated in a new way what they were already doing, they got a lot more of these applicants,” McPherson said.

A straightforward message “can be effective,” he said.

Robert F. Vagt, Davidson’s president, said it was also important to send a message to those who enroll about their post-graduation options. In the last year, he said, he has heard from at least six seniors who told him that they wanted to be teachers or work for a nonprofit group or take some socially valuable, but financially not so lucrative, job. “They are telling me, ‘I can’t afford to do that,’ ” Vagt said. “Debt is affecting students’ choice of careers,” he said.

By combining the need to attract low-income students with the goal of encouraging all students to consider service-oriented jobs, Vagt said, “this is the right thing to do.”

March 18, 2007

Wastin' away Spring Break

I just want you all to know that right now Holly and I are in the same house, blogging from separate rooms.

Anyways Leana Luna '09 sent us the link to some schweet Shower Shock caffeinated soap. I guess it's never too early to start stocking up for finals. But you caffeine junkies all probably shop at ThinkGeek anyways. Sysadmin, amirite?

Kim Stolz on AfterEllen.com

We're late again. Sorry, anonymous commenter who clued us in...oh...a week ago? D'oh. Kim Stolz '05 was on a cute AfterEllen.com interview/talk show thing. If you're not crushin' on her yet, wait 'til you hear her worst date story. Hint: It involves kitty litter.

I Can be your Facebook Stalker



The Facebook Skit - by Penn Masala, UPenn's all-Hindi a cappella group.

March 17, 2007

The Onion <3

Sharp-eyed Emma Drew '10 spotted this Onion article with a Wesleyan mention:

College Senior Hopes To Turn Love of Data Entry Into Career

Wesleyan University senior Frances Hardwick said she's concerned she won't be able to find employment as a personal assistant even after graduating in the top 10 percent of her class.

"The only thing I've ever wanted is a life of service: taking phone messages, picking up dry cleaning, and getting coffee for the well-off," said Hardwick, who believes she will be in for a "rude awakening" once she is out on her own. "I'm not looking to get rich. All I need is just barely enough money to pay rent."
Edit:

Alex Levy '08
wrote in to tell us about another media mention:
Wes gets mentioned in the current (March 19) issue of The New Yorker. There's a Talk of the Town piece on Lin-Manuel Miranda '02 and he's quoted as saying:

"My dad and my mother [...] encouraged me my whole entire life to do what I wanted. So I found places - Wesleyan, for one - that had people who felt as passionately as I did about things like Hitchcock movies."

Wesleying Presents: Model Dorm Fire


Happy St. Patrick's Day

May your day be a shitshow. Happy St. Patrick's Day, from us at Wesleying.

I DON'T KNOOOOWW

March 14, 2007

3.14159...


March 14th is the 2nd most nerdy holiday (after Mole Day, which the chemistry teachers at my high school loved)...

Pi Day!

You can celebrate by baking a pie (or just eating one), memorizing pi, or playing really shitty high school pi games. Example: Name That Circle-- Students are shown a graph of a circle and the student that can correctly give it's equation wins!

March 13, 2007

Ellen Davis wins Nationals for 5k

Ellen Davis '07 came in first for the 5k event at last week's NCAA Indoor Track Nationals with a finishing time of 16:43.73.

Check out a clip of her victory here.

Congratulations, Ellen!

Get your Wesfest Events in Pronto

Wesfest Intern Emily Malkin sez:

Any individual or student group that is holding an event over WesFest that wants it printed in the WesFest booklet needs to submit it to sweimer@wes by March 30. We need the name of the event, the location, the time, the date, and any additional info about the event.

We are also still looking for more hosts for that weekend! If you are a freshman or a sophomore and are interested in hosting a prefrosh on either Thursday, April 19 or Friday, April 20 (it's only a one night commitment!), please email one of the WesFest interns: Maya Bery '08 (mbery@wes), Emily Malkin '08 (emalkin@wes), Andrew Walker '09 (akwalker@wes), or Lauren Russman '09 (lrussman@wes).

Turn that Internet Off and Walk Away

One of the biggest schools in India has decided to turn off its internet access at night hoping to get its students to socialize:

The Indian Institute of Technology (IIT) in Mumbai (Bombay) will turn off hostel students' free internet access from 11pm until 12.30pm. Authorities hope the decision will get students talking to each other again. Mumbai has 13 undergraduate hostels.

Dean of student affairs Prakash Gopalan told Reuters: "The old hostel culture of camaraderie and socialising among students is gone. This is not healthy in our opinion." Gopalan said there had been a decline in academic performance as well as other activities like sport, cultural events, and general socialising.

The dean said students in hostels did not even know the person two doors away from them.

University authorities hope the ban will lead to earlier nights for some students as well as more chit-chat. All night internet access is being blamed for poor attendance at morning lectures as well as creating a generation of friendless students.

March 12, 2007

It Never Rains on Monitor Hill

For those of you who have nothing to do over break, i just thought i'd share my favorite webcomic in high school, It Never Rains on Monitor Hill. It's a wonderfully lighthearted tale of suburban romance and prankstership.

That's all.

March 10, 2007

Hi thesis writers

A word of advice from the ACB:

Write your thesis! There's a reason you agreed to do this stupid thing, and it's probably because there's something in the topic that gets your bones goin'. Re-discover that! Why not take your thesis on a romantic getaway? Try some new tricks! Write a page or two in a different format! Fiction, poetry, you name it! Then write a chapter! Then fix the earlier ones! Then spell-check, manually! Then make sure the footnotes are correct! Then make sure the page breaks aren't ugly! Then write conclusions and intros for the chapters, and make them a little bit stronger than they were before! Then fix the foot-notes again, either because you did it wrong or because Endnote did it wrong! Then print a copy, and read it! And write on it! Then re-write it! Make sure you really know what your thesis is! And send your advisor updates periodically! Reassure your advisor with regular draft submissions! Write yourself affirmations! Get drunk! Get distracted! Masturbate! Grill some salmon! Do the dishes! Call that person late at night that you shouldn't call! Take a bath! Get stoned! Shower! Watch the neighbors! Download icons for your folders and programs! Can your computer work with Linux? Maybe you can set up a dual-boot system! I guess that doesn't work with an Apple! Download the VPN program! Look for the network search website! Read the New York Times! Make coffee! Drink tea! Eat your housemates' food! All of it! Salsa! Chips! Banana (it will rot)! Oatmeal with honey! Water! Milk (it will rot)! Bread! Chicken-wing! Waffle! Tofuti Cutie! Wine! Wasabi peas! Orange! Grape! Carrot (it will rot)! Eat it all!
Juniors, take notice, because this will be you and it will be you soon.

Fantastic Cakes!

Maybe over break you can snag some free time and bake a fantastic cake like these:

Fight Spring Break Brainrot: Part 1

  • The Boy with the Incredible Brain - As the anonymous tipster who sent it says, "I mean HE MEMORIZED 22,500 DIGITS OF PI. And he learned Icelandic in A WEEK. And he sees every number from 0 to 10,000 as a different colorful, textural, moving object." Yeah.
  • The Brain that Wouldn't Die - a 1962 film with the tagline " Alive... without a body... fed by an unspeakable horror from hell!" Check it out on IMDB. MST3K that shit. All by yourself. In your bathrobe.
  • Revolution OS - a 2001 documentary which traces the history of GNU, Linux, and the open source and free software movements.
(to see any of the past ridiculously nerdy things I've posted for the horde, click on the tag "online learning.")

Spring Break Shit Interlude!

Yes!! Finally, released from the shackles of event-posting, man-fighting, and weird-keeping! And if we didn't have so much work due the week we get back, we could be out celebrating our youth and vitality or whatever it is people our age do at this time. Instead, Xue and I will be pretty much be locked to our respective laptops at my kitchen table, poking our respective pets and scraping at what is left of our respective souls. It's going to be a killer spring break! SPRING BREAK! WOOOT!

Anyway, here's a delightful parody of the Lost writers Isaac Levy '09 posted on Facebook:



Feel free to drop us a line at Wesleying(at)gmail.com if you have any fun stuff for us to post. Or if you miss us. Or you just want to say hi.

March 9, 2007

White Chicks and Gang Signs



..Before all those spring break pictures get put up on Facebook...

March 8, 2007

Banana tree


Outside of WestCo. More here!

Bands @ Eclectic

Bands:

Date: Thursday, March 8th (Today!)
Time: 9pm-12am
Venue: Eclectic

More productive than sleeping til noon

If you have nothing to do over Spring Break, there are a bunch of protests going on in major cities.

For those who want a free Tibet, there's a worldwide protest march Saturday in NYC sponsored by Students For A Free Tibet.
  • 9:30am: Gather at Cadman Plaza near Brooklyn Bridge for march across Bridge to UN
  • 12pm: Arrive at Dag Hammerskjold Plaza, United Nations (47th Street & 1st Avenue)
  • 12:15pm-3pm: PROGRAM at Dag Hammerskjold
  • 3-4pm: March to Union Square (14th Street & Broadway)
  • 4-7pm: PROGRAM at Union Square
Special Guest Speakers include:
  • Kasur Gyalo Thondup la, Brother of His Holiness the Dalai Lama and former Cabinet Minister of Tibetan Gov't in Exile
  • Mr. Tenzin Tsundue, Poet-activist based in India
  • Mr. Jamyang Norbu, Award-winning writer and activist
  • Professor Robert Thurman, Foremost Tibetan Buddhist scholar in the West
  • Mr. Wei Jingsheng, Leading Chinese democracy activist
  • Ms. Mickey Spiegel, Human Rights Watch
Musicians: Dharma Bums, Lhaksam, Namgyal Yeshi
And then...
March 17th will be the fourth anniversary of the War in Iraq, and for those of you who are sick and tired of the devastation and destruction that this war has caused and is continuing to cause, we encourage you to consider participating in a massive anti-war march in Washington, D.C. demanding that the U.S. get out of Iraq NOW.

Since March 17th is during our spring break, SEWI will not be organizing transportation, but there are many ways to get to D.C. if you're interested. For a list of buses to the march, click here.

Additionally, there will be numerous demonstrations nation-wide on this date, so if you can't make it to D.C. but want to protest, find a demonstration near you and join in on the peace effort.

MindMapping Tools for You

Web Worker Daily reviews three online mind-mapping tools that you can use when you're writing a paper.

Bubbl.us




Mindomo






Mindmeister

In Response to the Courant Article

Here is a Letter to the Editor from an alum in today's Courant about that article:

A Disconnect At Wesleyan

In response to the March 6 article "Students Want Wesleyan To Keep The Weirdness" [Page 1]:

The comments of Wesleyan University's vice president for public affairs, Justin Harmon, which belittled Wesleyan students, illustrate the growing unfortunate disconnect between the university administration and its student body (of which I am a proud alumnus).

Wesleyan attracts the nation's elite students to Middletown: the world's future intellectuals and activists. Yet the underlying message in Harmon's comment that "students ... may lack some perspective" is that they can hardly be trusted with a halogen lamp or toaster because the building will go up in flames.

The valedictorians and newspaper editors I went to Wesleyan with certainly could be trusted with the occasional lit candle. Sadly, the administration lumbers with a bureaucracy befitting a university twice its size and views its students more like widgets than human beings whose opinions are valued.

Why the sudden rush to tax an already overworked maintenance staff with painting over three decades of graffiti in unused tunnels when leaky toilets and burned out lightbulbs go ignored for weeks?

If Wesleyan focused all this energy on improved course selection, financial aid and the like instead of over-parenting by proxy, students would learn to trust the administration and think that it actually had their best interests at heart.

Alden Ferro New Haven

VegOut Today

WHAT: Enjoy a delicious, organic, vegetarian meal at VegOut!
WHEN: Thursday, 6:30 pm
WHERE: Earth House, 159 High Street
TO BRING: Plate/Bowl, Utensil, $4 - OR, get $1 off for every item of canned food you donate.

Proceeds go to Biojustice/Food Politics Week and canned goods go to the Amazing Grace food shelter.

Program House Bids Are Out

In case you forgot, program housing acceptances came out today, so go check yours.



Who Broke the Internets?

The internetses, every last one of them, were down at Wes from about 10:10PM to 12:20AM last night. ITS says "WTF?":

Internet connectivity issues resolved (8 March 2007)
Wesleyan's connection to the Internet was disrupted between approximately 10PM and 12AM due to a problem with our firewalls. The issue has been resolved, though we are still investigating the cause of the problem.
(... @#@! my computer science homework was due at midnight...)

Purim Party

Catastrophic Events, Buru Style, and The Ebb and the Flow will be supplying the noise for this year's Purim Party at the Bayit. Come in costume and shake a tailfeather.

Date: Thursday, March 8
Time: 9pm
Place: Da Bayit

New Teen Force

New Teen Force doing their newish, teenagerish forceness.

Date: Thursday, March 8
Time: 8:30 - 9:30 pm
Place: westco cafe

Drama llama

BLEAAAAT BLEAAAAT BLEAAAAT

Oh no, the internet's down, drink the kool-aid now!

Yeah, just so you know, the internet was out all over campus. Yeah, just so you know, you downloading porn probably did it. God is watching.

March 7, 2007

Keep Dartmouth Rich, White and Male

So at Dartmouth, there's a new group called the Phyrgian Society that is trying to "fight against the heavy and of the administration." But before you think it's a knockoff of Keep Wesleyan Weird...

The society -- which consists mostly of politically conservative students, including leaders of conservative campus publications -- has held meetings with members of the Board of Trustees and briefly established a shell corporation to receive donations from alumni.

According to an undated letter from the Phrygian Society to select male alumni, the organization "plans to call attention to the unfortunately diminished Dartmouth spirit by authoring articles in local papers, actively researching the College's past and personally passing down Dartmouth traditions through the years..."

The letter continues to explain a second, co-existing purpose. It asks alumni to donate to the organization in order "to preserve the Dartmouth that you love, a Dartmouth that is being obliterated by over-zealous administrators in the name of political correctness."

The writers, who identify themselves as "a group of senior men," said they "have recently decided to take matters into [their] own hands and actively preserve the Dartmouth way of life ..."

So I guess you could say it's more like, "Keep Dartmouth Rich, White and Male."

I'M LATE ARRHGHGHHGH

Wesleyan BioJustice is holding a fundraiser of the best sort: Basement music show! YES. Student bands Dead Language and They And The Children will be playing, and there's baked goods on sale. Entrance is $3; pony up.

Date: Wednesday, March 7th (today!)
Time: 8pm
Venue: 79 Lawn

Wick Sloane Writes on the Presidential Search, How to Keep Wes Weird

Anonymous passes on this fascinating article about the presidential vacancies at Wesleyan and Haverford on Inside Higher Ed.

"Let’s start by blowing the whistle on the tired formula for elite higher education — accept only the perfect; incarcerate and coddle for four years; pass on to the dreariest jobs. No clothes on this emperor.
When will elites concede that students who began competitive sports, classical music, and SAT prep in utero have finished traditional college long before freshman year begins? Students said so in the buried New York Times article “The Incredibles.” The reaction of mighty Stanford to students arriving with a B.A. full of Advanced Placement credits: Simple — ignore AP exams, for credit or placement. Among my crazy ideas is that education is a process for everyone — students and faculty — to learn and to stumble and to grow.
As president, I’ll redraw the playing field. A liberal arts education is about curiosity and imagination and creating solutions from connecting disparate facts and ideas. Let Wesleyan or Haverford guarantee to create citizens with the courage to pummel the new problems of the 21st Century, not more who prattle back standard answers. Forget U.S. News college rankings. Tie my pay to the Washington Monthly rankings, which measure net contribution to a better world."

Read the full article here.

Who is this guy?!?

March 6, 2007

Incite in Middletown Press

Speaking of Wesleyan in the media, Middletown Press ran an article today on the editors of Incite Magazine.

Also, there's apparently a new Middletown blog called Right of the Middle which aims to document everything we do at Wesleyan that somehow encroaches on the blogger's sense of morality. That's fun.

More News that Won't Make Wesleyan.edu

Hey dudes. I did not want to be the one to post this because I'm the one being interviewed in it, but we got a nod in today's Hartford Courant.

The article's about something that I've been thinking about for a long time--the decline of the unique Wesleyan personality at the expense of...well, at the expense of a lot of things. There is no singular reason why Wesleyan is losing its "weirdness." It's been the death of a thousand tiny cuts. The unhippiezation, if you will, that trustees and marketing and financial experts thought would bring bigger alumni donations and grants. It's tiny institutional changes that have sacrificed our tiny little freedoms for the sake of public safety and security. It's the copy and pasting of other institutions' policies into ours. It's the hiring of professional staff members who seem not to care about the culture that past generations have been cultivating here for the sake of homogeneity with other schools.

And I could get into a lot of different concerns I have about the current college climate here and across the nation, but to bring it back home, the biggest concern I have is the sterilization of Wesleyan in the here and now. It's not about who is to blame or what is to blame, it's more about deciding for ourselves who we as an collective student body want to be recognized for. Part of the trouble with that is we need to be a collective student body first. That's one of the biggest reasons Xue and I started Wesleying. We wanted make the campus smaller for everyone in one of the only spaces not governed at all by the administration but where most students spend a considerable amount of their time. To put it this way isn't nearly as eloquent or earthshattering as one might hope, but this is our effort, what's yours?

Psst-- kids in STLab

My favorite facebook ad of all time:

Anatomy of an All-Nighter

Happy midterms! Here's the Anatomy of an All-Nighter from the University of Texas at Austin.

4:00-5:00 a.m.

Second wind. As the circadian cycle moves toward morning and the alert phase, body temperature rises. Even the person who hasn't slept a wink begins to feel a second wind. Pseudo-second winds can be brought on throughout the night by stimulants like exercise, caffeine, protein, conversation, or cold air.

Catnap caution. The desire to NOD OFF is strongest now, since the biological clock is ticking its slowest. It's a good time to nap because the circadian rhythm is shifting into higher gear, making it easier to rise after one or two hours of rest. But shorter naps may do more harm than good. When tired people doze off, they immediately enter the deepest stage of sleep. If they get up after 15 minutes, they may not feel alert for another hour — a phenomenon called SLEEP INERTIA.

March 5, 2007

Support Britney Spears!

Everyone Come to the Britney Spears Solidarity Vigil!

"Think of all the times you've felt down in the dumps and have turned to Britney Spears's music for solace. Now that Britney's going through some hard times of her own, she needs our support. Her recent suicide attempt is the last straw: we need to remind Britney of how much she and her music mean to us.

Come out to Andrus Field on Wednesday night with your candles/flashlights/cell phones and vocal chords and let us honor Britney's career and put in a good word for her so that the hits keep on comin'.

Remember, sometimes we run and sometimes we cry, but we must remain constant in our support for Britney!"

What: Britney Spears Solidarity Vigil
When: Wednesday, March 7 at 9:00pm
Where: Foss Hill

Tomorrow's gonna suck

Click to enlarge.

Humiliate Yourself For Great Housing

I think IvyGate puts it pretty bluntly:

The housing lottery is one of the crueler systems ever devised, up there with the Spanish Inquisition and natural selection. Destroyers of friendships, sowers of schism, lotteries dehumanize you in ways that make the college admissions process look warm and fuzzy. Merit is meaningless; finagling, impossible. You become a number. You pray for better living and the lottery stares back with a cold, dull eye.
But at Brown, they've devised an interesting new video contest so students can compete for the top picks:
There, students can compete for first pick by entering a video contest. Submissions are judged on "overall quality of the submission, general entertainment value, originality, and creativity," and narrowed down to a batch of finalists, which students can then vote on.
Behold the delicious finalists! (Particularly the winner which involves a nude a cappella group singing Hilary Duff's "Let the Rain Fall Down")

Stay Safe in NOLA

Going to New Orleans this Spring Break? Evan Simko-Bednarski '07 wants you to stay safe:

On Wednesday, March 7th, at 9pm on the top floor of the Campus Center (whichever conference room is open), I will be giving a small, informal presentation on respirator safety (care, selection, etc) and basic first aid/health-and-safety tips for volunteers going down to New Orleans.

If you are interested and want to be notified of the details, email me at howtobreakstuff(at)gmail.com. Or better yet at esimkobednar@wes.

It's Crazy Hat Week

Albert Hill '07 notifies everyone that this week is...

That's right, this week is CRAZY HAT WEEK, which means that this week you should wear a crazy hat (what is crazy is up to you). Gotta get through this last week before spring break somehow so wear your crazy hats all week! Also, there may be a crazy hat convention lunch time on Thursday, March 8 outside the campus center, just sayin. Enjoy!

College of Letters Open House

Calling all Frosh! The College of Letters will hold open houses for potential majors on Monday March 5 and Wednesday, March 7 at 4:15pm in the COL Library in Butterfield C.

COL is an interdisciplinary major combining history, literature, and philosophy. Often referred to fondly as the College of Love, COL fosters an uncommonly collegian atmosphere among its students. The major also provides unparalleled opportunity to develop close working relationships with some of Wesleyan's smartest (and most endearing) professors. And you don't get grades! Curious? Stop by tomorrow or Tuesday and talk to COL majors and professors about the department.

The application for admission to the major is due the Monday after Spring Break.

Amy Goodman at Con College

Thomas Coen '07 wants you all to know that Award-winning journalist Amy Goodman, host of the daily, grassroots, global, radio/TV news hour Democracy Now!, is on a national speaking tour to mark DN!'s 10th anniversary and launch her second book with journalist David Goodman, Static: Government Liars, Media Cheerleaders, and the People Who Fight Back.

She'll be making a stop this week at Conn College!

Date: Wednesday, March 7th
Time: 7pm
Place:
Connecticut College Crozier
William College Center
1962 Room 270
Mohegan Avenue
New London, CT
(directions)

Admission is free, but donations are welcome to cover the cost of the event. No reservations are required.

This event is sponsored by numerous college and community organizations. For questions, please email: scbar(at)conncoll.edu.

S&C This Week

Monday

Dinner
sopa Tarasca (Tarascan bean and tomato soup), shredded beef or
vegetarian (vegan available) sopes (sopes are made from the same dough as
corn tortillas; they are thicker and have a short rim), seasonal vegetable,
rice, Mexican chocolate streusel cake

Tuesday

Lunch
grilled cheese and tomato soup, Steve's chocolate cake

Dinner
house salad, chicken paprikash or tofu paprikash (Eastern European stew
flavored with paprika and sour cream) or STEAK, egg noodles, seasonal
vegetable, apple baba


Wednesday

Lunch
Thai curry (chicken, fish (tilapia), or vegetarian (vegan)), jasmine
rice, seasonal vegetable, bananas cooked in coconut milk

Dinner
house salad, lasagna with or without sausage or STEAK, fresh baked
bread, seasonal vegetable, tiramisu


Thursday

Lunch
Omar's lamb or vegetarian couscous, cucmber salad, semolina cookies

Dinner
sega wot (spicy Ethiopian beef stew) or tempeh and mushroom version,
collard greens, misir wot (lentil stew), injera, chocolate rum cake

Remember that we are open from 12:00 till 12:30 for lunch (8 pts) and
from 5:00 till 7:30 dinners (9 pts). And as always, the first three
freshmen eat for free!

See you at the S&C!

March 4, 2007

Promote Abstract Culture


The deadline for Ostranenie Magazine submissions is fast approaching!

Submit all types of media that can be digitally documented (ie. photography, photographed artworks, literature/poetry, etc.) for publication for the spring issue.

Files should be emailed to samizdatpress (at) gmail (dot) com and hard copies of work or writings can be directed to Wesleyan mailbox 4485.

We can help take pictures to aid submission.

The deadline is this Thursday, March 8th

The included image depicts five versions of a poster composed and printed by Travis Fitzgerald '09, Brad Alexander '08, and John Beeson '09.

OMFG: WESWIKI WARS!

Wesleying has covered the school's attempts at providing student, faculty, and administrative Wikis in the past, but this time it's some industrious Wes students starting them up on their own.

For the unhip and uninformed, Wikis are websites allowing users to collectively add and edit their content. The scope of Wikis can be as small as a group editing a paper, to an entire encyclopedia.

Darwin, co-creator of WesConfess, recently announced the creation of WesWiki. Then, the same day, we received confirmation that WesWiki had been finished. Wait... two WesWikis?

Bear with me.

WesConfess' WesWiki

WesConfess' WesWiki, set up by its semi-anonymous co-founder Darwin, is currently a bare-bones Wikipedia-looking wiki with little in terms of content or organization. It runs MediaWiki, the same open-source software Wikipedia uses to allow users to both intelligently edit text and upload informative pictures. It allows anonymous editing, though IP addresses are published with anonymous posts (which when plugged into a dorm connection, leads to your full name).

WesConfess' WesWiki gets some plus points for allowing anonymous editing, mostly because it allows people to pull epic moves like this:
Then again, it's still possible to see what IP edits are made from.Who's that? Remember how to resolve IPs...
I changed the problem for a friend. I swear.


The Good: anonymous editing, uses a very open license so other Wikis can use the stuff you post, and the Wesleyan webmail admin is lovin' it.
The Bad: no organization yet, no sexy design, little content (but has great list of Windows shares)

WesWiki dot com


Vernon Thommeret '10 created WesWiki.com in hopes of building a community site that "answers people's questions." By using the wiki, "people should be able to [for example,] find out which house they want to live in." The site's organization is top billin, and complements the sexy design well.

The site is split up into two sections, Wesleyan, and Middletown. Vernon wants the wiki to include "anything that would be useful to a Wesleyan student. That's why half of it is about the campus and the other is about Middletown."

Underneath the Middletown section, one can find restaurant reviews and info and hours for retail stores. Imagining finding PIP Printing's hours without having to #@$@ing call them up excites me so.

The site is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 2.5 License. The No-Derivative Works part means someone can re-publish what you submit, but not change it in any way. That means, unlike Wikipedia, WesWiki.com can't be branched off into a new Wiki by a competitor. For example, WesConfess' WesWiki can put WesWiki.com's information on their site, but can't allow it to be edited. According to Vernon:
"I chose "no derivative works" because I felt that people's personal work shouldn't be changed in a medium outside of WesWiki. [...] if a real use comes up, I'm always willing to leave it up to discussion."
Editing the wiki requires account creation, but after a quick email confirmation, you can begin editing articles and uploading images.

The site seemed great, until I noticed the site's recipe for potential disaster. Underneath the Wesleyan section, in all of its glory:
Oh.. my.. science.

I still can't decide whether pages on students and faculty will be the best thing ever created or a devil-sent abomination, but either way, it lets pages like this one exist:The Good: Nice design, great layout, and already has a bunch of articles
The Bad: Uses slightly closed copyright scheme, site loads a bit slow
The Ugly.

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Weslife

Collin McMichael '09 took this amazing shot of storm clouds rolling in to Middletown. Collin, take me on adventures.

March 3, 2007

Lunar Eclipse Tonight

Lunar Eclipse happening tonight at moonrise:

In the USA, the eclipse will already be underway when the moon rises on Saturday evening. Observing tip: Find a place with a clear view of the eastern horizon and station yourself there at sunset. As the sun goes down behind you, a red moon will rise before your eyes.

Xue adds: The last time there was a total lunar eclipse was two years ago, on the night the Red Sox won the World Series in St. Louis. They set up a big telescope on Foss Hill!

Fire-Safety Fines Sit-In

There are two issues students are taking huge issues with when it comes to fire safety this year. The first being the ridiculous ideas Fire Safety has come up with to dispose of the more than $40,000 they collected in fines. The second being the fact that there is no accountability for what they destroy, no way for students to appeal the fine, and no way for the student body to express their anger with a pretty much flagrant disregard for our personhood.

Matthew Danzig '09 set up a facebook event slating this Tuesday lunch time to be a good time for a sit-in in front of South College to express peacefully our disdain for the current policy and promote better uses for the fine money such putting it towards financial aid grants.

If you're pissed off about it, let's start talking about it. Leave your ideas in the comments.

How about a Morbid Disaster Game? Yeah? OK!

The UN came out with another free online video game aimed at educating kids about the UN's functions (the last one was Food Force). It's called Stop Disasters and you can play a couple of scenarios: Tsunami, wildfire, flood, etc, and try to save as many people as you can before you hit the "start disaster button." It's like really, really morbid sim city.

Hazardous Earth Fans, this is the game for you.

Stanford Blog SexEd Video

Galen Panger, a student at Stanford, just emailed us to tell us about the new Unofficial Stanford Blog. They suggested a link to a video they made called The Undiscovered Sex Tape of George Xander Morris who explores the variety of sex toys.

Andrea Silenzi '07 on NPR

Andrea Silenzi '07 who recently felt the wrath of the New York Times was interviewed by NPR about the whole story of her blog ripping the MetroDiary a new one..

On a personal note, I wonder if no one else but me is upset by the patronizing airs with which people are approaching this. Because Andrea is 21, they think it's totally ok to threaten her future prospects. If she happened to be a 41 year old woman in an office job, what leverage would they have against her? Does anyone think it's a little bit off that people like Michael Pollak can get away with exploiting the youth-factor involved? Anyone else a little pissed off by that fact?

Professor Kirk Swinehart sent this video to my boyfriend's class this evening:



I'm not sure what school this is at, but from the comments I guess maybe it's from Columbia?

March 2, 2007

Tony's "Obscene" Gesture

If you've ever wondered what Tony Blair looked like as a college student at Oxford.

The Most Important Thesis Ever

So at Wellesley, there's a hubbub about the most important senior thesis EVER.

The senior thesis of every Wellesley alumna is available in the college archives for anyone to read -- except for those written by either a "president or first lady of the United States." So far, that action has sealed precisely one document: Hillary Rodham’s senior honors thesis in political science, entitled " ‘There Is Only the Fight...’: An Analysis of the Alinsky Model."
AND EVERYBODY WANTS TO READ IT.

One can only hope that maybe your grandkids will care about your senior thesis in forty years.

Freecycle your Shit

Though I really don't understand why whoever conceived of this idea thought a listserv would be the best solution, you can now join the Freecycle Listserv:

“Anyone who joins the freecycle program will have the opportunity to exchange items that are still usable,” says William Nelligan, associate director of environmental health and safety and the Wesleyan recycling coordinator. “These items will be free and recycled, hence the name freecycle. If a student has a working TV in her dorm room that she no longer wants, she can post it on the list. Everyone on the list will get this posting, and if someone is interested, they can contact the student and make arrangements to pick it up. The best part is that the TV is going to be reused and not thrown away.”
To join the Wesleyan Freecycle list, e-mail lyris@lyris.wes with a blank subject and one line in the body: join freecycle. Lyris will reply back with a confirmation e-mail link needed to confirm the membership. Once confirmed, users can send messages through freecycle@wes and will receive all messages sent to that list.
Yeah, this seems more complicated than necessary. There already exists the Wesleyan Classifieds for things of this nature, I don't understand why they don't just use that? Or, I don't know, publicize it?

The sky is falling: Financial woes

The stock market continues its downward slide. American manufacturing has been disappearing for years, and suddenly people noticed. And, oh yeah, tuition is climbing another 5.5 percent:

The increases in student charges are attributable to growth in salary and benefits costs, as well as energy and other costs that outpace general inflation. […] Thus, next year student charges will total $46,936 for first-year students and sophomores and $48,318 for juniors and seniors.
Would it be too much to ask for a raise in work-study wages?

WTF is the internet?

Dean Mike sent out an all-students-on-campus email today regarding the RIAA's lawsuit-fest-07, reminding us that illegal filesharing can get us caught. He continued on to quote the ITS computer usage policy.

"ITS' computer usage policy states that, "users must observe intellectual property rights including, in particular, copyright laws as they apply to software and electronic forms of information. For example, running a program which allows illegal sharing of copyrighted music or video is prohibited.""

Uhoh... I can think of lots of things that allow for illegal sharing of copyrighted music or video. Should we be deleting Mac OS X's Finder and Windows' explorer.exe?
Save me from myself.

Professor Finn's Omelets

Government Professor John Finn this weekend showed off his "Finn Flip" at Green Street while demonstrating the proper way to cook an omelet. That's pretty legit. I'd probably get it stuck to the ceiling somehow.

More Snow Creatures!

The Wesleyan Connection captured some great daytime shots of this week's snow creations:


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March 1, 2007

WEEKEND IN YOUR FACE!

Friday, March 2
Peer Gynt
Precision
Godzilla Marathon
Sexpo
Orquestra Fiebre
New Group and Quasimodal
La Casa Jams II
Contra dance

Saturday, March 3
Peer Gynt
Precision
Rave @ Psi U
Afro-Punk
Mixolydians Auditions
WESU Variety Show
Washington Crossing the Delaware Photoshoot

Sunday, March 4
Peer Gynt

Host a Prefrosh!

The Wesfest interns are seeking freshmen and sophomores who love Wesleyan to host prefrosh on Thursday, April 19, Friday, April 20,and Saturday April 21 (sorry, juniors and seniors need not apply).

They'll be signing up students at Mocon this weekend and invading your Sunday night snacks in the dorms. In case you miss them then, they'll be signing people up at the Admissions Office.

Contra Dance

Anna Gevalt '09 wants you to come to Contra Dance!

Come Contra Dance! Come as an expert! Come as a beginner!

Contra dance is American folk-dancing, done in partners in lines and circle.

There will be, as always, a live band. With some exciting new additions.

Date: Friday, March 2
Time: 8-10pm (7:30 teach-in for beginners)
Place: Butt B Lounge

Don't forgot your privacy settings

A friendly reminder and a word of warning we received in our inbox:

WesStaff including Deans, Physical Plant, Public Safety Officers, and ResLife all have accounts on facebook. Many of them have no information posted but yet still have an account. It might be a good idea to warn Wes Students that just because you allow only your Wesleyan Network to view your profile, P-Safe Officers, Deans, and your RA's (and their bosses) seem to be on facebook for one simple reason.
Snooping Submitter, I wasn't sure if you wanted your name on this, but let me know if I should add it.

Catfights are better with knives

Sarah Jeffrey '09 brings us a tale of roommate tension and laundry woes, settled entirely the wrong way:

Stabbing followed feud over laundry
Papers say showdown at BC turned violent
By April Simpson, Globe Staff | February 27, 2007

A bloody feud in Boston College's Vanderslice Hall that left one student hospitalized and another free on bail began with accusations that one of the women had sabotaged her dormitory mate's laundry with bleach, court papers say.

After the showdown in the laundry room on Feb. 19, the two continued their agitation, the documents say, and last Friday it turned violent when Brianna L. Jones, 19, allegedly stabbed Diana Mirambeaux-Saker, 19, twice in the chest with a pocket knife. The attack left the wall and floors of Vanderslice Hall, a center of student life at the Chestnut Hill campus of the Jesuit university, smeared with blood.

Jones, a sophomore from Middletown, Conn., pleaded not guilty yesterday to two counts of aggravated assault with a dangerous weapon at her arraignment in Brighton District Court. Mirambeaux-Saker, a double major in theater and psychology, was recovering from a punctured lung at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center.

"It had been something that escalated for the past two weeks," said 19-year-old Theresa Hamilton, who lives down the hall. "The two girls had been fighting for a while, and on Friday night, at about 10-ish, things seemed to erupt."

After Mirambeaux-Saker accused Jones of intentionally bleaching her laundry eight days before, the two students, who lived across the hall from each other, traded threats. Mirambeaux-Saker, from Roxbury, ratcheted up the tension last Friday by ripping the name tags off Jones's dorm room door, court papers say.

After noticing her door tag missing, Jones confronted Mirambeaux-Saker last Friday night in the first floor hallway of Vanderslice Hall, which houses 423 sophomores and juniors. Mirambeaux-Saker then grabbed Jones by the collar of her sweatshirt and verbally threatened her before Jones choked and punched Mirambeaux-Saker, records say.

The two women fought until another student, Kevin Gordon, 19, a friend of Mirambeaux-Saker, intervened.

While fleeing to another dormitory, Mirambeaux-Saker left a large amount of blood around the floor and walls of Vanderslice, court papers say. Police found her bleeding on the floor of a Boston College bathroom with two incisions on the right side of her chest.

Mirambeaux-Saker told police that she did not see a weapon, but felt a couple of sharp pains to her chest during the fight.

Jack Dunn, a Boston College spokesman, said the school suspended Jones, who was released yesterday on $2,500 bail .

Boston College officials walked through Vanderslice on Sunday to assuage students' concerns and to offer counseling, Dunn said.

"Students realize this is an isolated incident that is being handled through appropriate judicial channels," Dunn said.

Looking down the length of the hallway, Mike Hartel, 19, said: "It's kind of scary. I had no idea that people kept weapons like that in their rooms."

Hamilton was less surprised.

"We do live in a bubble, but people are capable of doing that no matter where they are," she said.

Last call for Xanadu


Xanadu, Robert Boyd's video installation, is at Zilkha gallery through this Sunday. From the CFA website:

Robert Boyd's Xanadu, a synchronized 4-channel video installation, probes society's self-destructive impulse while parodying various elements of popular culture such as documentaries, news media, cartoons and pop music. Culled from hundreds of hours of archival footage, they tweak, condense and re-frame modern events into seconds-long image bites, re-presenting history as a series of MTV-style music videos. Do sweet dreams of suicide cults, mass annihilation, genocide and the Apocalypse all become part of a self-fulfilling prophecy? Set to saccharin dance tracks, the Xanadu videos suggest that humanity is not apathetic about its own demise, but on the contrary, it secretly desires it.
Just for reference, Zilka is open Thursday from 12pm-4pm, Friday from 12pm to 8pm, and Saturday and Sunday from 12pm to 4pm.

Sexpo schedule

1:00 - WesSex
2:00 - Vagina Monologues
2:30 - BDSM
3:30 - Vagina Monologues
4:00 - Vulva 101
5:00 - Vagina Monologues "The Moan" + Moaning Workshop

In related news, I have never heard or used the word "vulva" so many times in my life as I have this week.

Beyonce vs Magicians

Due to Dreamgirls getting some Oscars, it was pulled from distribution. Unfortunately, this means that the film series will not be able to show it tomorrow night. Instead, they're screening...

THE PRESTIGE

Directed by Christopher Nolan, of Batman Begins and Memento fame

Starring: Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine Scarlett Johansson, David Bowie and that girl from Coyote Ugly.

Chock-full of talented actors and excellent cinematography, this tale of two magicians will get your weekend started the right way.

Usual film series time, usual film series place. I say this because, 1) You really should know by now, 2) I'm too lazy to look it up.

RIAA Comin' For You

So the RIAA is upping its patrol of college campus downloading and has a new strategy in cracking down on illegal downloading essentially by co-opting the administration into doing its dirty work for them:

In a new strategy it announced Wednesday, the association said it will send 400 “pre-litigation” letters each month (a total of 5,000 a year) offering students the chance to settle at a “substantially discounted” rate what they owe for downloading music illegally and to keep the association from filing lawsuits that would appear on their public record.

The RIAA’s letters will go to administrators at colleges and universities to deliver the notices to the appropriate students, and the first batch of 400 letters went out Wednesday to officials at 13 universities, mostly large public ones (see list at bottom). Students who don’t respond within 20 days will face lawsuits.

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While students are the ultimate targets, college officials have a responsibility and a role to play, too, Sherman said. “We take this opportunity to once again ask schools to be proactive to step up and accept responsibility for the activities of students on their networks. It’s not a legal responsibility, but a moral responsibility, as educators, as leaders transmitting values to their students.”

The file sharing issue has been a thorny one for many college and university administrators, who see themselves as having a responsibility to limit an illegal activity taking place on their campuses (an activity that can also clog their networks), yet aren’t thrilled about having to play technology cop to their students on the entertainment industry’s behalf.

The RIAA’s (and the Motion Picture Academy of America’s) previous campaign of “John Doe” lawsuits against individual students have put campus officials on the spot, as the lawsuits have been accompanied by subpoenas ordering the colleges and universities to put names to the students identified only by their IP addresses. Campuses have typically complied, although some have complained that academe is being singled out unreasonably, given that many more Americans download music and movie files illegally through their commercial Internet providers than students do through their campus networks.

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Under the recording industry’s new line of attack — which Kenneth C. Green, founding director of the Campus Computing Project, called a “spring offensive” — the companies are asking college administrators to pass the settlement offers on to their students, voluntarily, and to encourage the students to then file for the settlements via a Web site within 20 days. The RIAA declined to say how much students might save by settling rather than facing court-imposed penalties — which news reports have pegged at $3,000 to $4,000 on average — but its officials described the savings as substantial.

Wesleyan Crossing the Delaware


The photo shoot for Washington Crossing the Delaware is scheduled for Saturday, March 3rd from 11am to 1 pm in the Drawing Room at Wesleyan. All are welcome, but please drop an email to Nathan Lewis (nathan247@comcast.net) so he can get a basic idea of numbers.

You (posing) can be as outlandish as you want. Good poses/photos = immortality in paint and myth and the incredible envy of your peers (fame, fortune and everything that goes with it). Bad photos= a wicked ass fun time and some good party stories. Nathan will do everything in his power to get you in the painting. Info and updated state of project can and will be available here.

Props that would help: gas can, American flag, rope, anchor, ghetto blaster. Rule of thumb: Bring shit.

The ACB is famous

Peter Hull '10 sends us this excellent link.

"Hir (hirs): Gender neutral for him and her. At Wesleyan University, incoming freshmen are instructed to use gender-neutral pronouns in campus correspondence. As one person wrote on the university’s online Anonymous Confession Board, “I am usually attracted only to people of hir original gender, rather than hir intended gender. As such, I’m afraid that I’m, like, viewing hir wrong, or not respecting hir wishes or something.”"

February 28, 2007

Image leak

7 foot vulva. Seriously.

La Casa Jams Part 2

Dance party! Dance to Hip Hop, Meringue, Salsa, Reggae, Bachata, Reggaeton, and much more!

$1 before 1 AM, $2 after. The money will go towards supporting and updating the La Casa House, especially the house's library. And make sure to bring your WesID.

Date: Friday, March 2nd
Time: 11pm - 4am
Venue: La Casa (240 Wash)

Video Games Live


Okay, so this is at Yale and it's sort of expensive. BUT AWESOME.

Following sold-out shows around the world, Video Games Live will be just 30 minutes away in New Haven!

Video Games Live is a multi-media event celebrating the music of video games. Music will be performed by the Yale Symphony Orchestra and full Chorus, synchronized with video footage, lighting, solo performers, electronic percussion, live action and interactive segments that create an explosive entertainment experience.

Special segments involving the audience will take place during the show, including a live interactive Space Invaders game and a Frogger competition. New music and exclusive video has been added to the already spectacular line-up of games, including MARIO™, ZELDA®, HALO®, METAL GEAR SOLID®, WORLD OF WARCRAFT®, MYST®, FINAL FANTASY® and KINGDOM HEARTS. The evening also includes the exclusive HALO 3 announcement trailer score. There will be a “Classic Arcade Medley” featuring music from Pong, Donkey Kong, Dragon’s Lair, Tetris, Gauntlet, Space Invaders and Outrun.
Date: Saturday, March 31st
Time: 8pm
Venue: Yale University Woolsey Hall
Tickets: $15, $25 and $35

Videos:
Buy tickets here!

February 27, 2007

End Day

As if midterms weren't stressful enough, here's 5 possible scenarios for the end of the world, courtesy of the BBC!

Sinners and Spirits Unite, Too

The Sinners and the Spirits will also be performing this week, together.

Date: Thursday, March 1
Time: 8pm-9pm
Place: Olin Lobby

New Group and Quasimodal Unite

New Group and Quasimodal will be performing together this weekend!

Date: Friday, March 2
Time: 7pm - 8pm
Place: Nic Lounge

WESU Variety Show

Everyone should go to WESU's Variety Show this weekend! Come hang out with WESU and bring your friends!

Music & Poetry! Performers include Balkan Situations, Evan Simko- Bednarski, Ben Seretan, John Cusick & Sarah Elmaleh, Maya Odim, Sam Ottinger & Cory Baldwin, Dave Abravanel, Fareed Sajan, and more.

Date: Saturday, March 3
Time: 7-9pm
Place: The Buttonwood Tree Theatre (605 Main Street across from O'Rourke's)
Cost: Suggested $3 donation

Wesleyan BioJustice

Wesleyan BioJustice will be having its first meeting tomorrow. I'd tell you more about it but Brian Brotman '07 sent me the following email and nothing more, so this is all you get:

Wesleyan BioJustice is having its first meeting tommorrow, at 8pm in the Campus Center meeting room 2.
Got that?

Date: Tomorrow, February 28
Time: 8pm
Place: Campus Center Meeting Room 2

You must be Emo!

Elise Rosen '09 sends us in this ridiculous video about your emo little brother:

Sankofa Film Screening


Come watch a screening of Haile Gerima's film before his keynote address on Wednesday, Feb. 28th

Haile Germina the film director and professor at Howard University from Gondar, Ethiopia, is the Black History Month keynote speaker and will be speaking in Shanklin 107 at 7:00 p.m. A screening of Gerima's film Sankofa, which tells the story of a Black American fashion model on a shoot in Africa who is spritually transported back to a plantation in the West Indies to experience the horror of slavery, will take place in Shanklin 107 Tuesday at 7pm.

Date: Tuesday, February 27th
Time: 7pm - 9pm
Location: Shanklin 107

Haile Gerima


Haile Gerima is the director of the film Sankofa, which is also the theme for Black History Month 2007 and will be speaking on Wednesday.

The literal meaning/translation of Sankofa is "it is not taboo to go back and fetch what you forgot"...We must go back and reclaim our past so we can move forward; so we can understand why and how we came to be who we are today.

Date: Wednesday, February 28th
Time: 7pm-8pm
Location: Shanklin 107

-Hosted by Ujamaa-

Film Français

Tonight's showing: KIRIKOU ET LA SORCIERE

Date: Tuesday, February 27th
Time: 8pm-10pm
Location: Fisk 210

Los Fiebreros: Acabando

Orquestra Fiebre is back!

New name, new instruments, gold chains, champagne.

Date: Friday, March 2nd
Time: 10pm-2am
Location: Psi Upsilon

Sexpo

Come to the Science Center this Friday for everything SEX! There'll be:

  • Workshops on better sex, BDSM, and moaning
  • Tabling on various aspects of sexual and reproductive health
  • Safer sex supplies to keep you protected
  • Lots of freebies and giveaways
  • And select performances by this year's Vagina Monologues.
Bring some money to support the fundraising efforts of campus student groups. And bring a camera to take a picture with your head inside the vag of a 7-ft vulva!

(I am not even going to try to find a clever google image for "7-ft vulva".)

Date: Friday, March 2
Time: 12:00pm - 6:00pm
Location: Exley Science Center Lobby

The Ultimate Godzilla Movie Marathon

Featuring over 15 hours of monster madness/bliss!

(IMDb them yourselves, lazybutts):

1:00PM - Godzilla vs King Ghidora
2:45PM - Godzilla on Monster Isle
4:15PM - King Kong vs Godzilla
5:45PM - Godzilla vs Monster Zero
7:15PM - INTERMISSION: Delicious Food Provided by Japanese Hall!
8:00PM - Godzilla vs Mothra
9:45PM - Terror of Mechagodzilla
11:15PM - Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II
1:00AM - Godzilla 2000
2:40AM - Godzilla (ft M. Broderick)

Date: Friday, March 2nd
Time: 1pm - 4am
Venue: Film Hall (Nic 6 basement)

Come see the ugly side of Wes

The Hartford Courant ran an article on the now-famous Clark graffiti--Death Threat, Slurs Roil Wesleyan. Roil?

WesFest events

WesFest may seem eons away, but if you want free publicity and hordes of impressionable young meat prefrosh at your event, you need to send it in now! (Remember: WesFest is April 19th, 20th, and 21st.)

The staff of the Office of Admission would like to hear about any activities or events you may be hosting on these days for inclusion on the Web and in our WesFest program booklet. To be included in the program booklet, you must have your information to us by Friday, March 23, 2007, at 5 p.m.

Be sure to make the necessary arrangements with student activities, the University Coordinator's Office, public safety, etc. -- as necessary-- and once you're set, let us know the following:
  • Date, Time, and Location of the Event
  • Department/Group Sponsoring Event
  • Contact Person (name and phone)
  • Brief Description of the Event
Get your info together and send it over to sweimer(at)wesleyan.edu.

DanceMasters Weekend

DanceMasters Weekend, celebrating its eighth year, has become one of the most anticipated annual dance events in the Northeast. It is an extraordinary opportunity for students of dance to experience the widest range of contemporary dance techniques by taking classes with master teachers from premiere dance companies over an intensive two-day period. The weekend also features a showcase performance where students and dance enthusiasts can see these masters perform.

We invite you to feel the power of contemporary dance by taking a class or by attending the showcase performance which, year after year, brings audiences to their feet!

- Mariam McGlone, Artistic Coordinator


Classes are designed for students with intermediate to advanced dance experience. Master teachers will incorporate technique and movement combinations from their repertoire.

Saturday, March 10

10:30am–12pm

Mireille Radwan-Dana, Mark Morris Dance Group

CFA Dance Studio
Jimmy Slyde, Tap Sold Out! Bessie Schönberg Studio
12:30–2pm
Jane Comfort, Jane Comfort and Company CFA Dance Studio

Leah Cox, Bill T. Jones/Arnie Zane Dance Company

Sold Out!

Bessie Schönberg Studio
2:30–4pm
Nora Chipaumire, Contemporary African Sold Out! CFA Dance Studio
Karla Wolfangle, Paul Taylor Dance Company Bessie Schönberg Studio
4:30–6pm
Kate Lydon, American Ballet Theater CFA Dance Studio
Brandon Albright, Hip-Hop, Illstyle & Peace Prod. Bessie Schönberg Studio

Sunday, March 11

11am–12:30pm
Sean Curran, Sean Curran Company CFA Dance Studio
Bill Hastings, Jazz Bessie Schönberg Studio
1–3:30pm
Sean Curran, Choreography Workshop Crowell Concert Hall
1–2:30pm

Roxane D'Orleans Juste, Limon Dance Company

CFA Dance Studio
Renee Jaworski, Pilobolus Bessie Schönberg Studio
3–4:30pm
Miki Orihara, Martha Graham Dance Company CFA Dance Studio
Robert Battle, Battleworks Dance Company Sold Out! Bessie Schönberg Studio


Pricing Information

Fees and Ticket Prices

$17 per class: General
$15 per class: Four or more classes
$11 per class: Wesleyan students

Tickets for the performance (SOLD OUT)

$20: General
$17: Senior citizens, Wesleyan faculty/staff and non-Wesleyan students
$8: Wesleyan students

Weekend Pass

Includes six classes and one ticket to the performance $95 General; $70 Wesleyan students


For more information, to register, or purchase tickets, call 860-685-3355.

HURRY UP AND REGISTER!!!

Mixolydians Auditions

The Mixolydians is a new fully mixed vocal ensemble formed with the purpose of performing, proliferating and cultivating an interest in the art of chamber works written for a small vocal ensemble. The Mixolydians also aims to instate a high standard of the choral art, and to explore new sonic spaces for musical and/or theatrical expression in a continuing search to re-examine the choral idioms of our time. Email themixolydians(at) gmail.com for an audition appointment!

Dates:
Saturday, March 3rd, Wednesday, March 7th
Times: 5:30pm-7:30pm on Saturday, 7:30pm-8:30pm on Wednesday
Location: Music Studios

Afro-Punk Documentary Screening

Afro-Punk, a 66-minute documentary, explores race identity within the punk scene. More than your everyday, Behind the Music or typical "black history month" documentary this film tackles the hard questions, such as issues of loneliness, exile, inter-racial dating and black power. We follow the lives of four people who have dedicated themselves to the punk rock lifestyle. They find themselves in conflicting situations, living the dual life of a person of color in a mostly white community.

The style of the documentary inter-cuts interviews from scores of black punk rockers from all over the nation with scenes from our four protagonists' lives. They come from different regions, generations, genders, and sexual preferences but their stories are amazingly similar.

Afro-Punk features performances by Bad Brains, Tamar Kali, Cipher, and Ten Grand. It also contains exclusive interviews by members of Fishbone, 247- spyz, Dead Kennedys, Candiria, Orange 9mm and TV on the Radio to name a few.

The trailer is viewable at
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g8SB1NIYDo

Bring all your friends and your enemies for that matter. Come, learn something, and enjoy a good film that reflects a common, yet unheard, perspective.

And the director will be in attendance to answer questions and to rock out a little bit.

Date: Saturday, March 3rd
Time: 5pm-7pm
Location: PAC002

WestCo Cafe Grand Re-Opening

An intimate performance from members of the Wesleyan music community, alone and together. Cookies and hot cocoa will be served.

Date: Thursday, March 1st
Time: 10pm-1am
Where: WestCo Cafe

Rave @ Psi U

Psi Upsilon presents the musical stylings of:

DJ Ottoman
SixtyCycles

Date: Saturday, March 3rd
Time: 10pm-2am
Location: Psi Upsilon

Blacklights, glow-in-the-dark things, poi spinners, spontaneous dance battles...need I say more?

$3 at the door. All proceeds go to benefit "My Sister's Place" center in Hartford.

Dance the night away. For charity.

Precision Ensemble Performances

Precision Ensemble is having their yearly show this weekend! Precision Ensemble is a small collection of talented dancers and choreographers who create dance pieces of all styles. Watch beautiful creations by dance majors and people good enough to be dance majors.

When:
Thursday, March 1st at 10pm
Friday, March 2nd at 8pm
Saturday, March 3rd at 3pm and 7pm
Where:
'92 Theater

Tickets are FREE and go on sale the day of the show at the box office. Hurry though -- tickets are known to sell out usually WITHIN THE FIRST HOUR of being on sale. Also, a person is only allowed to get TWO TICKETS per day because of the extremely high demand.

This show is smokin'! Go watch it!

Dear Readers,

Posting is slow this week. We have exams, too. Rest assured, your shiz will go up.

Much love,
Wesleying

February 26, 2007

Snow Creatures

Behold Wesleyan's Snow Creatures:







Peer Gynt

Wesleyan's Theater Department Presents...

Peer Gynt by Henrik Ibsen
Directed by
Yuriy Kordonskiy

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, March 1-3 at 8pm
Sunday, March 4 at 7pm
at the CFA Theater

Get your tickets at the box office.

S&C this week

Monday
Dinner: creamy lentil soup, herb roasted chicken or tofu or STEAK, seasonal vegetable, mashed potatoes, blueberry buckle (coffee cake)

Tuesday
Lunch: carne con chile verde (beef with green chili) or tofu mushroom version (vegan), rice and beans, tortillas, capirotada (Mexican bread pudding)
Dinner: Lamb or vegetable masala (vegan), chole (chick pea dish), sambar, basmati rice, chapati, raita, chutney, sevian (Indian sweet)

Wednesday
Lunch: pork souvlakia (kebab style) or vegetable moussaka, rice pilaf, greek salad, lemon cake
Dinner: house salad, braised beef short ribs or spaghetti squash w/pearl onion and mushroom ragout, seasonal vegetable, boiled new potatoes, banana cake

Thursday
Lunch: Vietnamese steames tilapia (fish) or tofu and mushroom version(vegan), jasmine rice, seasonal vegetable, mango cake (contains almonds)
Dinner: cream of garlic soup, Cuban Chinese roast of pork loin or tofu version (vegan) or STEAK, rice, rum glazed boniato (yams), banana custard

Snow Cream


Holy fresh fallen snow! Here's a recipe for snow cream. And don't give me any of that "unsanitary" bull. This is college. You get mono, typhoid, and the gastro. Some snow ain't gonna kill ya.

  • 5 cups of fresh snow
  • 1 tablespoon of vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 cup of Half and Half or milk
Mix well and eat, preferably in front of a space heater. Fire inspections confiscated your space heater? Open burning!

Eating clubs as a way of life

Undercover at Princeton's eating clubs-- A cautionary tale about a university without fraternities. Sort of. Part "omg naked ivy sex parties!!1", part social commentary, part dick in a box. Involves a passing reference to diving into a tub of Crisco. Will the day ever come that students are tapped into Chique Chaque instead of Psi U or Star and Crescent instead of ADP? Probably not. (What kind of name is Chique Chaque, anyways?)

Aside: Back in Wesleyan's old-boy days, fraternity membership was capped at 23 members per frat for each incoming year. Recall that there were 11-12 fraternities and class sizes of less than 300 and you'll see the rhetoric. Each fraternity had an eating club. If you were in a fraternity, you ate at your fraternity's eating club and only at your fraternity's eating club. If you were (gasp!) an independent, you still probably ate at an eating club, 'cause there sure wasn't a Weshop or falafel cart. Chique Chaque, Beta Grill, and the S&C are the surviving remnants of what used to be an extensive part of campus life. (I seem to recall that Eclectic's eating club was called the Alpha, but I may have just pulled that out of my ass.)

Youth Aids Day

Wesleyan University SGAC'ers will be tabling in the campus center at lunch today (Monday), and in Mocon at lunch and dinner. They will be selling t-shirts for $3 to benefit the Student Global AIDS Campaign and the Treatment Action Campaign. Bring money when you go to eat!

They will also be running a letter-signing campaign to Connecticut Senators Dodd and Lieberman regarding the IMF policy, and to Jeff Stewart, General Manager of Virology at Abbott.

At 8:00 pm they will be hosting a free screening of the movie "Pills, Profits, Protests," an hour-long documentary about the history of the AIDS treatment campaign. If you don't get a t-shirt during lunch, they'll be selling them at the film, too. Hey, cheap shirt that goes towards a good cause? Eh? Eh?

More on the cause here.

Date: Monday, February 26th
Time: 8pm
Venue: Shanklin 107

Music @ Russian House

JAKOV JAKOULOV, a celebrated composer and concert pianist was born in Russia where he began his professional career at age twelve. His works have been commissioned and performed worldwide by symphony orchestras and his music has been presented in numerous festivals from Mexico to Finland.

And now, he's playing at Russian House for one night only!

In this intimate setting, Jakov will exchange his professional repertoire for a livelier set of Russian Gypsy Folk Songs, thus bringing his virtuosity to the masses.

Joining him will be Wesleyan's own The Balkan Situations. Refreshments will be abundant.

Song, dance, gaiety and mirth-- what more could one want on a Monday night?

Date: Monday, February 26th
Time: 8pm
Venue: Russian House (163 High)

February 25, 2007

The Great Latke vs. Hamentashen Debate

The great latke vs hamentashen debate, started over 50 years ago at the University of Chicago, will be held for the first time ever at Wesleyan University. Hear some of your favorite faculty and staff debate the merits of the delicious latke vs. the sweet hamentashen. The academic meets the culinary in this hilarious mock-serious debate of what is the best Jewish delicacy; the latke or the hamentashen! Voting and free tasting after the debate.

(I'm rooting for Team Latke, but what do I know?)

Date: Thursday, March 1
Time: 7:00pm - 8:30pm
Location: PAC 001

Get Broomballed

The last scheduled Broomball event of the year is going down tonight, 10-11:30pm on the rink at Freeman. First timers are welcome and as always participants must wear clean shoes with no salt on the soles. You know what happens when you put salt on ice.

Think broomball is weaksauce? Try this tidbit from the Wikipedia article on Broomball on for size:

"Recent research indicates that a sport known as knattleikr was played in Iceland in the 18th century that was similar to broomball. The sport was almost considered warfare, with the occasional death not uncommon, and games could involve whole villages and lasted up to fourteen days"
Convinced? Then go. Or join the US Broomball Association. Or get some obscene broomball equipment. Or something.

Date: Sunday, February 25th
Time: 10:00pm - 11:30pm
Location: Freeman Spurrier-Snyder Rink (no salt on shoes)

Bur-Ri-To

Hungry? Want a big, delicious burrito? Extra guacamole you say!?

Come on down to Puerto Vallarta this Monday to fill your craving. 25% of the proceeds will be donated to Wesleyan Without Borders to support a health care initiative in Peru this summer.

Puerto Vallarta is located in Middletown's Metro Square, across from Destinta.

Eat, feel good, bring a friend!

Date: Monday, February 26th
Time: 5pm - 9pm
Venue: Puerto Vallarta