Six steps to enlightenment:

1. Buy a handle of Dubra or other suitably cheap vodka and five packets of Skittles.
2. Pick out the green and purple Skittles. Eat them.
3. Dump the rest of the Skittles into the vodka.
4. Wait 24 hours. The skittles will almost completely dissolve, leaving you with a freakishly vibrant, orange/red concoction.
5. Strain with a coffee filter or kitchen towel.
6. Chill and enjoy!