Sleeping is giving in
...So, uh, you probably gleaned from Holly's last post that she's a little drunk recovering from a foodcoma. Case in point:
girl ziplocked: i somehow managed to cut my faceYou may also have noticed that it's six-fucking-a.m. and the two of us seem to have transcended our bodily need to sleep. A somewhat useful talent when you, uhm, go to college and then blog about it.
girl ziplocked: pretty badly
girl ziplocked: lol and didn't notice
girl ziplocked: until like a half hour ago
girl ziplocked: when I peeled off dried blood off my cheek
For those who have healthy sleeping habits, don't fret--There's still hope come finals. Thinkgeek has an entire section dedicated to caffeine just for drowsy-bums like you, including but not limited to caffeinated water, caffeinated mints, caffeinated chocolates, caffeinated gum, caffeinated lip balm, and caffeinated soap. Caffeinated soap?! Holy jitters, Batman!
A friend of mine bought those chocolates once in high school and gave me one without telling me it contained 200mg of caffeine. For comparison, a Coca-Cola has about 45mg. I blurred around the edges for about two hours and then crashed so hard that my brain felt like it was cracking. AND IT WAS AWESOME.

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