Happy Holidays, you lazy asshole

Slate brings you their pick of 10 cheap, last-minute "Holy shit I forgot to get a present for Great Aunt Rose" gifts--All readily available at your neighborhood drugstore. However, if you don't have $10 to drop on an elongated stuffed cow, heed Justin Timberlake's advice:


1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

3. Make her open the box

Oh my!