Burn the establishment

On an unhappy note, if you live in a dorm and left visible fire hazards in your room over winter break, don't be surprised if you return to hefty fines: P-Plant's been quite busy making the rounds. We've had reports of confiscated grills, $100 fines for a single candle, and a $500 warning for something hanging off a sprinkler pipe-- The first two from Nicholson and the last one from Hi-Rise. If you managed to evade their searchlight this time, pat yourself on the back. For those not so lucky, well, we hear Red & Black's hiring...

For a complete list of all the shit you can be fined for, see here.