March 26, 2007

The Presidential Search Comes to an End


Lame-duck Dougie B's replacement has just been announced! Our New President is:

*drumroll*


Michael Roth '78

Read more about what his deal is here. He seems pretty 'kay to me.


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

at least this guys graduated in the 70s..he might be a little more helpful in keeping wes wes

Anonymous said...

Plus he's the 16th president, kinda like Lincoln. So he's got that going for him.

Anonymous said...

'cause it totally worked out for lincoln, being assassinated and all.

Anonymous said...

if Lincoln wasn't assassinated he would have been impeached within months

rebel base said...

they finally found him!

Gizmo said...

Habeas what?

Anonymous said...

Lincoln's presidency isn't necessarily noted for his assassination or potential impeachment. Whatever his intentions, he did have a hand in the whole ending of slavery thing. And he was handsome, kind of.

Go Roth?

Anonymous said...

plus he had donned a hell of a hat.

Anonymous said...

there are no comments that can top that last one, but just a thought--it would be fun to have cherry trees on campus. Do they grow in New England?

cherries are such a delightfully sexual fruit, all of that flesh hanging together in groups as if they were dressing for an orgy.

Anonymous said...

This is my favorite picture of him: http://www.cca.edu/about/images/mroth2.jpg