Fare thee well, O kegs!
It looks like a few of you may have a slightly more sober Spring Fling than intended. P-Safe just dug up two kegs buried under Foss Hill. Much to my dismay, the P-Safe officer on guard declined to pose with them.
May 9, 2007
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They must have used that fancy new metal detector.
fancy and hella expensive. Good to know money is allocated to keeping students safe and sober
I think it might've just been that there were uprooted patches of grass where the kegs were buried. But I could be wrong.
yeah, if anyone knows whether there were ACTUALLY any metal detectors on duty, please, please, please email us or post here, because I thought i'd just made that shit up, but someone said that it actually happened.. which would be ridiculous, so I'd like to know.
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We thought we were so clever burying porcelain kegs, but apparently they preempted us and had some sonar device to find those too.
You may have won this battle, P-Safe, but you'll never win the war!
Next year we're going to float kegs over foss hill with helium balloons and shoot them down during Spring Fling (a few balloons at a time so they come down slow). This was Evan Simco-Bednarsky's idea. What a soldier.
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