October 3, 2007

Wesleyan Argus: Ask a Professor

The most exciting thing to come to the Argus since Evan Carp. This week, Prof. Westmoreland answers whether aluminum foil bongs cause Alzheimer's, proving that:

  • The Princeton Review was not wrong in ranking us #12 in Reefer Madness
  • Prof. Westmoreland is fucking awesome. If Delmar Crim were not already the new Chuck Norris, I would nominate Westmoreland. I got a 32 on one of his exams once.
Disclaimer: Someone is inevitably going to comment anonymously on this post saying that I am not funny. I am not trying to be funny. Delmar Crim is the new Chuck Norris, and CHEM144 did defeat me.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

xue you are hillarious

Anonymous said...

i concur. rock on, xue.

Mad Joy said...

Westmoreland is also amazing. sometimes I think back to my class with him, and feel bad that I dropped all science as a major. (math is still close enough... right?)

Anonymous said...

I haven't seen Crim's roundhouse kick yet, so I can't judge.

Anonymous said...

Delmar looks WAY more like James Woods than Chuck Norris.

Anonymous said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Woods

see?