Wesleyan Argus: Ask a Professor
The most exciting thing to come to the Argus since Evan Carp. This week, Prof. Westmoreland answers whether aluminum foil bongs cause Alzheimer's, proving that:
- The Princeton Review was not wrong in ranking us #12 in Reefer Madness
- Prof. Westmoreland is fucking awesome. If Delmar Crim were not already the new Chuck Norris, I would nominate Westmoreland. I got a 32 on one of his exams once.

6 comments:
xue you are hillarious
i concur. rock on, xue.
Westmoreland is also amazing. sometimes I think back to my class with him, and feel bad that I dropped all science as a major. (math is still close enough... right?)
I haven't seen Crim's roundhouse kick yet, so I can't judge.
Delmar looks WAY more like James Woods than Chuck Norris.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Woods
see?
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