Star and Crescent Really and Truly Open Today
Due to an astrological misalignment, braille insinuated that the Star and Crescent would be unable to serve you food again this semester. He was wrong, and stupid, and sleep deprived. Good luck on finals, enjoy your winter break and we'll see you again come January for some more awesome delightful deliciousness!!
Edit: someone who knows better writes,
This is wrong. Ihe S&C is closed today, but open tomorrow (for lunch and dinner), plus Monday for dinner, and Tuesday for both (Tuesday is the last day).
--Your friendly neighborhood astrologer

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This is wrong. Ihe S&C is closed today, but open tomorrow (for lunch and dinner), plus Monday for dinner, and Tuesday for both (Tuesday is the last day).
--Your friendly neighborhood astrologer
wait ... what?
wow. I'm incredibly stupid early in the morning.
whoa, braille is a dude?
did anyone find this post to be less confusing than the original?
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