June 20, 2008

Snack Yourself Silly

Benjamin Bernstein '10 has launched a snack food review blog, Snack You Silly, with the ambitious goal of reviewing "every snack in the universe by 2032".

If you've been wondering about the quality of such food products as Burger King's Ketchup and Fries Potato Flavored Snacks, Oatmeal Cream Pies, and Cosmic Brownies, but can't be bothered to sample them yourself, this could be an invaluable source for informing your junk food habits.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

http://www.taquitos.net/

Anonymous said...

yes, but the site looks and reads terribly.

Anonymous said...

that's stupid. Why?

Anonymous said...

I'll try for some constructive criticism here:

As anon 2:54 said, the blog reads pretty terrible. Maybe you should try to just review each product, instead of a clusterfuck of half thought-out phrases and murky grammatical structure.

Also, OCPs are God's gift to this earth. Don't you dare give them anything less than a perfect review.

Anonymous said...

i only understand the first 2 comments...

#2 has a point, but then again, they've reviewed almost 4000 snacks already. that's like, a big head start.

Benjamin Bernstein said...

you know, you're all right. i'm going to take the blog down tomorrow morning.

Anonymous said...

what does TOE mean

Anonymous said...

NO!! DON'T TAKE THE BLOG DOWN. i love it and read it. I just wish I could read the whole review right away. and yea, what does TOE mean? Time of Eat?

Anonymous said...

No way! I just ate some cosmic brownies from Lil' Debbie.

Benjamin Bernstein said...

I don't know, it's hard to explain ... SYS is sort of like my baby, and if people want to hurt it, it's hurts personally. I'd recommend everyone just saving the reviews they like, I'll probably knock it down tomorrow.

Anonymous said...

but they don't want to hurt it. the other snack site (taquitos.net) is the one that is hard to read. yours is funny.

Anonymous said...

theory of everything bitches
-meesh

Anonymous said...

if you make a blog about snacks, and are so thin-skinned that you can't deal with people making fun of a BLOG ABOUT SNACKS why are you blogging at all? No shit it's stupid, doesn't mean it's not funny, or valuable to you, but it's about snacks man, don't whine about being personally hurt.

Benjamin Bernstein said...

Thanks for your advice, anon 5:13. I was going to delete the blog, wipe my hard-drive, and throw away my computer, but your point is well taken. I'm just so grateful for your clever comments, I wish you the best.

Anonymous said...

hmm. i think that might have been sarcasm.