June 12, 2008

Why are you voting Republican?

A bit over the top at times, but nevertheless, here are some great reasons to vote Republican in November!



The best part is from 2:00 to 2:38:

I'm voting Republican because...

Because I really enjoy being screwed by the utility companies. We need more minorities in prison. Because hybrid cars really suck. I just don't feel I deserve health insurance. Because Texas needs more billionaires.

I'm voting Republican because sometimes the Constitution is just one big, inconvenient headache. I think the whole world should be run by one big corporation. I think it'd be so much cozier! Because all other countries are inferior to us, and we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way.

So I can stay in Iraq. So I can go to Iran!
Lifted from Caterwauled. Thanks, Ed!

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

stupidest shit ever

Anonymous said...

Does this belong on Wesleying?

Anonymous said...

Dumb. Divisive. Broad Generalizations. Waste of Space. (Coming from a Democrat)

Anonymous said...

love it!

Anonymous said...

this stuff really lowers wesleyings credibility, if your going to disagree with someone at least do it politely. Politics should be some sort of joke, but rather a debate among equals.

Anonymous said...

oh please, republicans, really? debate among equals? The party that didn't believe in global warming and hates gays?

maxliving said...

This video is pretty unimaginative and unoriginal.

direland said...

For it to be a debate among equals, wouldn't we need the Democratic Party to, I don't know, actually do anything at all?

And yeah, the Republican party sure hates gays. Preach on, Donnie McClurkin.

Anonymous said...

I just don't understand why something like this ends up on Wesleying. Of course, the direction this blog takes is up to the discretion of the contributors, but I wonder honestly how many of us want to see posts like this. I know that school isn't in session right now, but to quote my first grade teacher, "if you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all."

Anonymous said...

yeah... I agree with most of the other comments. it was a lame video, and is also no longer on youtube. sorry justin, nothing personal but this was not a worthwhile post.

Anonymous said...

This is really, really stupid. Stuff like this is why people actually vote republican. Because fringe democrats are sometimes pompous asses

Anonymous said...

This one time, I knew a kid who was Republican, but he said he liked hybrid cars. True story.

Anonymous said...

take this down, please.

Anonymous said...

Bad, bad video.

Anonymous said...

This is a pro-republican video. It shows how ridiculous liberal stereotypes of republicans are.

Anonymous said...

eww everyone chill the fuck out.
no big deal, don't watch the video if you don't like it.

i think it's silly. the end. that's all i'll take from it.

Anonymous said...

anon 12:08 - "don't watch the video if you don't like it"

now that's stupid.

Anonymous said...

this is obviously just one person continually bashing this post. give it up.

Anonymous said...

Probably more than that, since this is my second post.

Anonymous said...

Take this stupid video down. As an alum (planning to vote Democrat) this is the kind of knee-jerk liberalism that makes me want to skip reunions.

Anonymous said...

These are such sweeping generalizations and this video is just so stupid. Hundreds of people out there are probably voting for Obama simply because he's what everyone calls "charismatic" while they have no idea what his policies are. Are you really telling me that that's such a better reason?