October 29, 2008

Victoria's Secret pretends we don't exist

We own Hollywood, we increasingly rule the airwaves, and Barack Obama spoke at our commencement. Apparently, this cultural power doesn't translate into real-world recognition—at least, not for Victoria's Secret, which has left our beloved university out of its promotional website for its Pink Collegiate Collection line of apparel.

Search for "Wesleyan University" and you can find pretty much every pseudo-Wesleyan in the country: Illinois Wesleyan, Indiana Wesleyan, Ohio Wesleyan, Nebraska Wesleyan, Texas Wesleyan, Kansas Wesleyan... but no Wesleyan!

A particularly perceptive reader writes:

Basically, Victoria's Secret has a Collegiate Collection featuring college-branded gear. You can nominate the next school to be added to the collection.

My Middlebury coworker and I just spent a good ten minutes looking up a lot of other small liberal arts colleges. Amherst? Yup. Williams? Yup. Colgate? Colby? Haverford? Conn. College? REED?! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck you, Victoria's Secret.
Shall we burn some bras to protest this injustice?

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

do we really care? why bother acknowledging this

Anonymous said...

maybe they realize no one here would buy that stuff (or at least not enough people for them to make a profit)

Anonymous said...

why are you giving them free advertising?

Anonymous said...

i hate victoria's secret anyway. they're overpriced and their bras make my boobs look misshapen

Anonymous said...

I noticed this too! I tried to vote for us, but we don't exist

And why do so many people at this school have to make such a point about being against EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS so they can be unique. It's a company that makes bras and underwear! What do you honestly have against it!

Justin said...

Haha, there must be an organized campaign to put schools on the list. Bob Jones U. is at #12.

Anonymous said...

I think we should officially endorse Bob Jones Uni and send our masses over to vote for them.

Anonymous said...

i couldn't care less. more important stories please?

Anonymous said...

it's one of the most conservative companies around, in terms of $$ given to various causes and politicians. i wouldn't want a reason to buy their products, nor would i want them to be advertising wesleyan.

Anonymous said...

this news makes me happy

Anonymous said...

urban outfitters is also up there in giving cash to conservative politicians, including McCain. What say you to THAT, eh?

Anonymous said...

fuck urban outfitters

Anonymous said...

its a real slap on the face. i just checked and virtually EVERY 4 year institution is on it accept us.

Anonymous said...

Umm...yes they do recognize us. You just have to scroll down. It's hard to do because there's no official scroll button, but we're there.

Anonymous said...

they changed it... we show up 5th on the list now. no need to even scroll down

Anonymous said...

reason to not like victoria's secret

http://www.workinglife.org/blogs/view_post.php?content_id=7431

Anonymous said...

worst post ever.

Anonymous said...

alright, seriously people, if you don't like the post or don't think it looks interesting, there is no law that says you have to read it. grow up. this was entertaining, some people enjoyed it whether they found it amusing or liked having a reason to bash the company. chill out

Anonymous said...

im pretty sure i already posted this on the acb and the discussion there was sufficient.

Anonymous said...

I'm imagining a few years from now, on some random one-night hookup, the shock I will experience as I pull off her pants to find Wesleyan-branded panties.

Anonymous said...

we're now on the list. ranked 610. lame. everyone vote. i want wesleyan underwear.

Anonymous said...

please, no one vote, have some pride

Anonymous said...

change into that victorias secret thing that i like
uh huh ok
tonight we'll have it you're way

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