What's new here?

It seems as if there are new smoke alarms... in the butts at least. Anonymous sources tell me they are, "more sensitive."


More to follow...
(It looks like they need to repaint, too.)

USDAN EVACUATED!

Fire engines and alarms blaring! Everyone outside staring at a plume of steam coming from the vents! Oh, the humanity!

FIRE!!!!!

Ok, not really. This morning's mass emigration from Usdanistan was due to.......A malfunctioning smoke detector.

Really? A malfunction? In a brand-new building? Gasp!