Party on Homey

Somebody's got jokes, and masking tape:

April Fools!

Liana Hernandez '09 opened her door today to find this:



Pranksters Tim Horgan-Kobelski '09 and Collin McMichael '09 write "Every shoe, bottle, drawer, and other receptacle was also filled with caution tape. The pictures don't exactly capture the extent of the taping but do show a decent enough amount of carnage.

and Vlad Gurewich '10 found all his stuff out on Foss Hill:

It's not April Fools day. JKz APRIL FOOLS!

Yes, it's that time of year again, which means we are kicking off...


Here's the deal. Send us pictures/videos and descriptions of your on-campus April Fools' day pranks, and we'll put the best ones up on here, thus prolonging the shame of your victim and securing your place among the best of the best. Bonus points if it involves none of the Wesleying staff (don't hurt me).

So go for it. Make your hungover roommate wake up in the graveyard. Change your friend's Chapstik up with blood-red lipstick. Mess with some official doctor stationary and make your friend think ze's pregnant. The possibilities are endless, and so are the possible consequences for your actions ("Yes, officer, I technically murdered him, but it was really just an April Fools' prank on his entire family.")

That's the gist of it. Send your submissions to...

Submit by 11:59pm, April 1st (midnight tonight) for a chance at glory.

Flash Swing Dance

This Saturday, the film series is showing Swing Time, a 1936 Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers musical. In honor of the event, there is a FLASH SWING DANCE immediately before the event.

Date: Saturday, February 3rd
Time: 7:30pm
Venue: CFS lobby

Dress up if you'd like. Wear your dancing shoes. Come with a partner and show your skills, or just go to freestyle boogie to some sweet swinging music.

Guerilla Theatre

I'm late! I'm late! You have an hour!

The Five Minute Celebration Parade needs members!
Would you help create a twist in the time space continuum?
Always wanted to try your hand at the cardboard trombone?
Join our Kitchen Sink band and boogie the seconds away!
Or bring your pillow to the Library and await further instructions..

If you have an inkling to be a part of quick creations that toy with the daily routine of Wesleyan life, then come to the Multi Purpose Room this Sunday at 4 and say hello, or email klarkin(at)wes or smyrseth(at)wes.

Streaker sighting

Today, as PHYS111 was settling down with their final exam, a very naked boy with a blindfold pulled over his face ran down the steps of Science Center 150. At the front of the room he paused and unfurled a homemade butcher paper sign that said "Good luck Tori!!" and then ran back up the other side of the room, disappearing into the lobby.

Someone should start providing this service. Instead of Facebook Flyers, send a naked well-wisher to your friend's exam! WesEntrepreneurs, are you listening?

I fell out of my chair

Alternate, non-suicide-related use of the alumni M&Ms:

God bless our submitters, every one.

Undies in Olin

"And this is our reference room. At 6pm on the dot, the undies come off."

Credit goes to Sophie Pollitt-Cohen '09 for the photo.