Argus Seeks Sexy Singles

Or, sexy singles seek the Argus. To seek other sexy singles.

Valentine's Day is coming up and the Argus is once again looking for nominations for the sexiest singles and cutest couples on campus for its annual VD issue, coming out this Friday. Help save a sexy friend from solitary bitterness this weekend, or offer your monogamous friends as an example of adorableness for the less fortunate.

If you know anyone in either category (including yourself, you uncanny self-promoter, you), send your nominations (with the phone numbers and email addresses of the nominees) to argus@wes as soon as possible to get them included. Nominees will then be contacted and asked if they want to participate.

Looking for love in all the wrong places?

The Argus is looking for you. Yes, you, handsome. The Valentine's Day issue is coming soon!

Nominate yourself or your friends for:
Sexy singles
Cute couples
Best date spots

Be mine. Argus [at] wesleyan [dot] edu.

Argus Sexy Singles - Spring edition!

Valentine's Day is coming up quickly, and you know at least one bitter single.

The Argus is looking for nominations for this year's sexy singles (coming out on Tuesday). People should send their nominations (with phone numbers please) to argus(at)wesleyan.edu. Nominees will then be contacted and asked if they want to participate.

Argus sexy singles

Know someone who's available and shakes hir ass like nobody's business? Can ze bake delicious muffins with one hand and paint perfect Renoir reproductions with the other all while reading Feynmann's lectures, listening to Burgmuller and giving excellent oral sex? Or maybe ze's just, you know, a really goodsexy person?

Argus autumn sexy single nominations are due Wednesday Nov. 15 by 4pm. Send nominations to argus(at)wesleyan.edu. Embarrass your friends! They'll love you (and maybe someone else) for it.