Nics Master Key (Important!)

Micah Feiring '11 sends this super important message regarding the loss of a Nics Master key. 

Dear classmates,

My name is Micah Feiring and I am your class representative to the WSA. As I am sure many of you know the RA master key to Nicolson Dorm was taken last week from a ResLife office. As a result, the university has decided to permanently re-key every Nicolson door over fall break. This clusterf**k situation is going to cost thousands and thousands of dollars—money that could be spent to help improve living conditions for students all over campus. As your Rep, I spend hours each week trying to scrape up money to improve student life. And its really depressing when something pointless like this threatens to waste so much of what I work towards saving. Besides ResLife funds, a significant environmental impact will result from the university disposing of so many locks for no reason. Therefore, I implore whoever took the key to return it anonymously. You can do this by dropping the key in an envelope addressed to the WSA and drop it off via intercampus mail. The WSA will then shred this envelope and bring the key to ResLife. I have spoken with the administration and no information from returning the key will be used to find the person responsible for the theft. The key needs to be returned before Friday.

This is a really shitty situation and I hope whoever has the key will have the decency to send it home.

Hoping for the best,

Micah

Soon!

I am so incredibly jealous of all the people who've managed to get back to campus already and all the froshlings who will take Foss by storm tomorrow. Technically, I'm supposed to be there too (one of the perks of having a lab job is you can easily justify going back early), but unforch, dental hygiene takes a wee bit of precedence over getting to orientation on time, and this little girl's got an appointment. So while you're wandering campus with your activities packet and rape whistle, give a thought to poor old me sitting in the dentist's chair with a drill in my mouth. Thank you.

Now on a completely unrelated note, here's what the basement of Nic 6 looks like if you set off two fire extinguishers and run. Not my doing, and fortunately not my hall either, as it was rendered uninhabitable for the night.