September 12, 2006

New Ipod Shuffle

This is the new second generation Ipod Shuffle.



IT IS SO SMALL.



How small? Try a gig packed into 1.62 mighty inches. Inches that are, might I add, clippable. I'm not fucking kidding. It's the first mp3 player that can double as a money clip. Next step? Roach clip.



The thing weighs half an ounce. To give you a sense of scale, a parakeet weighs 1-1.4 ounces.

Really, there's a limit to how tiny you can conceivably make these things before people start losing them underneath their couch cushions.

2 comments:

Wesleying said...

Ok you know it's too small when people can get you to swallow your iPod on a drunken bet.

Anonymous said...

It's also too small when you can carry it wearing...nothing.
:-p