My Professor Said What?!

• "I could be a TV preacher, I think."

• "Don't tell me that volcanoes form because table cloths fall off tables!"

• "If there was no planetary core, trampolines would be really fun."

• "There may be some goths who put fluoride ions on their eggs while they are piercing their belly buttons."

• "You can fit a couple of grenades in a good sized handbag."

• "I would like to suggest that all you American males are impersonating Elvis, in some form or another. Hopefully not in his white leather phase."

• On Borat: "It was the only movie I've ever seen with more penises than breasts. In fact, there were no breasts. Not even Pamela Anderson's."

• "Oakeshott lived from 1901 until 1900...That's right. He lived into the past. Very few manage to do that."

• "There is transparency, you just have to look for it."
  - Doug Bennet, at the first Milk and Cookies.